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Salurto
10-16-2009, 02:15 PM
...so I'm sticking it in his thread.

Keyh: it's just funny
Keyh: because people got screwed over
Keyh: that's all

Neoshyi: Key term: Kite

Neoshyi: Salurto: Yeah that looks about right.

Walden: You need to elevate yourself to the level of deity then start dating my sister.

Keyh: It must do wonders for people taking you seriously to have a sig longer than most of your posts.

Neoshyi: It's so much fun messing with kids

Rjack: I'm not sure I want to partake in any group that involves us getting power from your pants.

Walden: Say it, say it now
Keyh: I want it, I want it Walden

Kaelissa: I just need the spermies

Serenade: Always something Himala, Always something

Keyh: I'd like to thank your mom too

Walden: I guess we're goin out to dinner so I dunno I can pay for their food

Avarick: I'm here and I'm not sure what's goin on

Baelyn: Lemme get that robe. I've got my kneepads ready.

Swooosh: So? People are getting an early start these days

Salurto - I don't know what the right position is
Sladan - No comments.

Baelyn - I read the player made book about Talathion and Stealthmode losing their virginity

Swooosh - It's like the Rolling Stones live...and Keith Richards

Walden - Aaaargghgh

Soulest - You failed to check all the fights

Walden - I could go over my sister's house and just take stuff, but I'd be taking my shit back

Lyricus - The Hole is Sexy

Illing - If anyone has one of those dolls I'll show you where I got touched

Keyh - yis is too close to yiff and should never be used btw

Keyh - so fitting

Meckloser - No Make Fun of Ughh!

Neoshyi - You will Epic Fail my class

Walden - I could say it again in german if that helps

Rjack - Wrong Way Walden!

Walden - Meck, can you come down here and get some?

Thaelyn - I got to T-Bag it, that was more worth it

Himala - I don't watch that biased crap. I watch fox news.

Ivory - The black friend, The Jew and the Italian all walk into the bar

Walden - You Just Swordfight?

Truzek - I agree they shouldn't drive or vote

Jayfive - 12 seconds isn't long enough I think most people prefer 20-30 minutes

Glyphryk - Sal just doesn't do it for me

Glyphryk - I've had 3 cookies since we started talking about it

Jazhara - Taking bids on Vampiric Leggings Pattern, Avarick you lucky bastard

Zumaya - Yeah, I said nice DP

Walden - I don't like you gettin it in my woman before you get it in me

Glyphryk - Baelyn said you were good in the sack, but kept crying afterwards

Grakture - Send me a lock of your hair

Baelyn - I could see the bull-dykeness

Keyh - I can confirm from my experiences with Sal that druids are quick. Very, very quick.

Walden - There's more stories about you and my wife than you and me

Jazhara - Vasca you don't have enough space, you fail

Swooosh - Isn't it nice how Salurto can just explain life to us

Keyh - Walden doesn't play, ACT just tells him what to do.

Avarick - How do they get the wine in the box anyway?

Grackture - My dick touches his ass
Avarick - That's touching

Glyphryk - Watching a Golden Grils Rerun, Drinking a Geratol on the Rocks

Thaelyn - I know sex with a gay man is not that awesome

Keyh - That was my fault, I didn't have ACT Up

Swoosh - That's like waiting for Salurto to login and then saying "there's that guy who's tree isn't as big as uggh's"

Seranade - Uggh does have a pretty big tree

Walden - Are you sure you don't have your boots and you're not just stupid?

Glyphryk - In his defense The Beatles are sort of an obscure band

Avarick - oh you're not kickin anybody out, ok

Rjack - Who's blowfishing him?

Kaelissa - Queen Amidala called, she wants her head piece back

Glyphryk - Your name seems Italian, like 'I own a construction company' Italian

Grackture - I have about...3,578 left

Jazhara - The sky is blue

Neoshyi - No, cousin is the sixth food group

Keyh - His....treats....taste....funny

Thaelyn - What Neck? You mean My Neck? This Neck right here?

Keyh - So they gave you a mick middle name?

Avarick - Don't do that shit again cause I can't reach my ankles in this new chair

Avarick - I've been Roy Obison for over a minute now

Keyh - Xuci! you got some splainin to do

Jazhara - Finding the Razor in my bathroom

Baelyn - Date rape and lag is kinda the same thing. She lagged again when she fell down the stairs the next day.

Baelyn - Please just send me an mp3 file of you laughing for like a minute straight so I can make it my ringtone

Neoshyi - I thought there was this all foretelling bush...

Glyphryk - That's college for 'racist'

Baelyn - It involved teenage curiosity

Baelyn - I would rather put a piece of shit on 2 pieces of bread

Himala - I'm sorry y'all

Baelyn - You've got a pretty mouth southerners
Himala - That's how my grandfather talks to me

Glyph - Would you rather we remove ma'am from the end of the system and just say BITCH

Himala - Age don't fuckin matter if you're gonna rape someone

Koldsteel - The only reason I don't buy boxed wine is I'm tired of doing dishes

Seranade - Maybe she was hot?
Keyh - Who cares she sucks at EQ2?

Keyh - I don't mind the smell, but the bumps feel weird

Baelyn - Don't think of them as warts, think of them as little massaging heads

Koldsteel - No one should have to go through what your mom went through, fucking an Ixar

Keyh - He came once a year?

Swooosh - We're changing to an RP guild at expansion, right? Sal's the roleplaying officer?

Glyphryk - If you don't fuck off, i'm going to punch you in the tit

Baelyn - All Italian mom's smack kid's in the head, that's why they have wrinkly foreheads

Baelyn - Is that the thing where you cut your hair and look down and you have the batman thing

Glyphryk - I could've flushed a bunch of money down the toilet and said 'hey, I just did what you did with a lot less work'

Soulest
10-16-2009, 02:45 PM
Fail - that wasn't me who said that. =D

Salurto
10-16-2009, 02:45 PM
D'oh it was late, who was it?

Soulest
10-16-2009, 02:48 PM
I don't know - haven't learned everyones voices.. it wasn't me, swoosh, or ivory - so *shrugs* maybe it was Rjack

Rjack
10-16-2009, 03:49 PM
Damn, I know I shouldn't look at a Salurto post when I am eating. I nearly choked on a bean!

Yes, it was me. And it is true.

Salurto
01-27-2010, 11:38 PM
Bump.

Jayfive
01-28-2010, 09:12 AM
amazing post sal, seriously lol!

I was going to post a icanhazcheezeburgers pic but I don't think it can top this!